You might not like being reminded of your birthday, Father said, but your mother & I do. Your birth was a happy occasion. What followed was both good & bad. That was to be expected, but what we didn't expect was that you'd be the last of your friends to get a job, which you still haven't gotten yet. It just took you longer to get started. You had to go back to school. That wouldn't have been so bad if you were learning something, but after all these years to still not know what you want for a present doesn't speak well for education.